It was supposed to be a simple team-building exercise, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. Our team gathered around the conference table, eager to devour the free pizza that management had so graciously provided. But, as the minutes ticked by, it became clear that something was amiss.
We had the anchovies, but they were anchovy. The pepperoni was underseasoned. The crust was... well, let's just say it was a real crumby affair.
As we sat in stunned silence, our team leader, Bob, stood up and declared, "It's a travesty! A travesty, I say!" and stormed out of the room.
The rest of us just looked at each other, shrugged, and went back to our laptops, muttering something about "well, at least the Wi-Fi is good here."
But don't just take my word for it, folks. Here's a list of the actual menu:
A Brief History of the Great Anchorite Debacle
The Pepperoni Predicament: A Tale of Woe and Cheese
A Crusty Crime Scene: The Crust That Wouldn't Crack
The Team-Building Tango: Where Food and Friendship Went to Die