Declaring Busy: The Art of Closed Doors

It's a beautiful day to be busy! You know what they say: "If you're not busy, you're not doing it right!"

We're proud to announce the official guide to declaring your busy-ness to the world!

Here's how:

1. Catch a glimpse of yourself in a reflective surface, like a mirror or a puddle of water.
2. Stare deeply into your own eyes, daring the universe to say you're not busy.
3. Mutter to yourself, "I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm so, so busy!"
4. Repeat steps 1-3 for maximum impact.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be a master of declaring your busy-ness in no time.

But wait, there's more! Check out our other guides:

Using Closed Doors for the more... refined busy person.

Secret Handshakes for the busy person who wants to make a statement.

Door Holding for the busy person who wants to hold on tight.