Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the infamous Deep-Dives, where we dive deep into the depths of nothingness.
Today's agenda:
Don't forget to bring your lunch and your willingness to stare into the void.
Join us as we contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
Subtopic 1.1: The Futility of Sighs
Learn how to do absolutely nothing with the best of them.
Subtopic 2.1: The Ancient Art of Browsing Cat Videos
Join the quest for answers, or just stare at the wall.
Subtopic 3.1: The Search for Coffee
Create your own excuses, or just use the classics.
Subtopic 4.1: The Art of Blaming Others
Join the cult of doing absolutely nothing.
Subtopic 5.1: The Art of Staring at Paint Drying