Departamental Disagreement 2021 - Meeting Minutes

Donut Theft Allegations

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 4 other people who can't remember their names.

Objective: Determine the truth behind the Great Donut Heist of 2021.

Agenda:

1. Point out the obvious: "I saw you eating the last donut!"
2. Counter-allegation: "I was just admiring the donut's aesthetic!"
3. Accusation: "You're just trying to frame me! I'm a donut aficionado!"

Minutes:

John: I saw you eating the last donut, Alice.

Alice: I was just... uh... appreciating its structural integrity!

Bob: Structural integrity? You mean you were eating it!

Alice: Okay, fine. But you're not off the hook, John! You've been eating donuts under the table for weeks!

John: That's not true! I've been... uh... studying the donut's... nutritional content!