Department of Red Tape Meetings

Welcome to the most bureaucratic meetings in the land! We're a department of highly trained professionals stuck in an endless loop of paperwork and pointless discussions. Our meeting topics change daily, but our agenda always remains the same:

• 1. Discuss the color scheme for the meeting room
• 2. Debate the merits of a 2-hour meeting vs a 3-hour meeting
• 3. Determine the optimal number of pages for the meeting minutes
• 4. Decide whether to serve coffee or tea at the meeting
• 5. Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything

Minutes of Our Meeting

Minutes taken by: Bob, the scribe of Red Tape

• Item 1: The color scheme discussion was adjourned due to lack of consensus.
• Item 2: A 2-hour meeting was proposed, but ultimately rejected in favor of a 3-hour meeting.
• Item 3: 4 pages were deemed the optimal number for meeting minutes.
• Item 4: A vote was held, and coffee won by a slim margin.
• Item 5: Existentialism was declared the only acceptable answer to all life's questions.

View Color Scheme Debate Minutes | View Adjourned Meeting Minutes | View 3-Hour Meeting Minutes