Department of Red Tape Meetings
Welcome to the most bureaucratic meetings in the land! We're a department of highly trained professionals stuck in an endless loop of paperwork and pointless discussions.
Our meeting topics change daily, but our agenda always remains the same:
- 1. Discuss the color scheme for the meeting room
- 2. Debate the merits of a 2-hour meeting vs a 3-hour meeting
- 3. Determine the optimal number of pages for the meeting minutes
- 4. Decide whether to serve coffee or tea at the meeting
- 5. Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything
Minutes of Our Meeting
Minutes taken by: Bob, the scribe of Red Tape
- Item 1: The color scheme discussion was adjourned due to lack of consensus.
- Item 2: A 2-hour meeting was proposed, but ultimately rejected in favor of a 3-hour meeting.
- Item 3: 4 pages were deemed the optimal number for meeting minutes.
- Item 4: A vote was held, and coffee won by a slim margin.
- Item 5: Existentialism was declared the only acceptable answer to all life's questions.
View Color Scheme Debate Minutes | View Adjourned Meeting Minutes | View 3-Hour Meeting Minutes