Meeting 3: The Unproductive Meeting

Attendee 2: "I'm here, I'm here, just don't expect me to do any real work."

Agenda:

1. 1. Pretend to be engaged for 30 minutes
2. 2. Take a 15-minute break to scroll through memes
3. 3. Reiterate the same points we discussed last week

Meeting Location:

Meeting Attendees:

• Attendee 1: The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal
• You, Attendee 2: The Person Who Types This Page
• Attendee 3: The Person Who Always Talks About Their Cat

Meeting Notes:

Other Meetings:

• Meeting 2: The Meeting Where We Talked About The Weather
• Meeting 4: The Meeting That Never Happened