Today is the third meeting of the Department of Redundancy, a meeting that could have been an email but is not.
Attendees:
- Bob, the Department Head of Redundancy
- Jane, the Secretary of Redundancy
- Jim, the Janitor of Redundancy (on break)
Agenda:
- Discussion of the importance of meetings
- Discussion of the unimportance of actual work
- Cake.
Notes:
- Bob: "Meetings are essential to our productivity"
- Jane: "No, they're just pointless exercises in bureaucracy."
- Jim: "Is it time for cake yet?"
Decisions:
- We shall continue to have more meetings.
- We shall also have cake.