Departmental Brainstorming Session: "Solutions To Nothing In Particular"

We're stuck in an endless loop of meetings, and we're starting to lose our minds.

Our goal is to come up with something, anything, that sounds vaguely productive.

Let's make more meetings!
We can rename the stapler to something more "engaging"!
Who needs actual results, anyway?

Subpage 1: "Meeting-adjacent Ideas" | Subpage 2: "The Meeting Singularity"

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