We are the champions of tedium, the sultans of snoozing, the emperors of eye-rolling.
We've got meetings upon meetings, each one a never-ending loop of boredom and frustration.
Our Mission Statement:
To create a work environment where time is a relative concept, and progress is a distant memory.
Our team of highly trained, highly undermotivated professionals will guide you through the infinite cycle of disappointment and despair.