Today, we're going to scream at each other about colors.
A loud, obnoxious, and slightly disturbing color scheme that will make everyone hate each other.
Color 1: Red (representing the red-faced employees who will be fired)
Color 2: Lime Green (representing the slightly-less-red-faced employees)
Color 3: Navy Blue (representing the management who will just shrug and say "no, it's fine, I guess")
Color 4: Magenta (representing the confused interns)
Next Color Scheme: The Bland and Uninteresting