Meeting Minutes - Totally-Not-Actually-Important Design Review Agenda Meeting 2023

Attendees:

• Bob, CTO (in hiding)
• Jean, Lead Designer (on vacation)
• Mike, Dev (in charge)

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss why the sky is not actually blue
• 2. Debate the merits of pineapple pizza
• 3. Decide on a new company color scheme (because the current one is soooo last season)

Decisions:

• Item 1: The sky is actually plaid, and we must adjust our UI accordingly.
• Item 2: Pineapple pizza is the best, but only if topped with pickles.
• Item 3: prophets of doom and gloom, we shall henceforth be known as "Neon Bland Industries."

Next meeting: Never

Hyperlinks:

• Appendix: The Unimportant Details
• Minutes of the meeting of this meeting