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Join the Multiverse

Are you tired of the monotony of a single universe? Do you yearn for the infinite possibilities of a multiverse?

Look no further! Our Multiverse Welcome Committee is here to guide you through the process of joining our ever-expanding cosmos.

Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old, have a pulse, and be willing to abandon all sense of reason and sanity.

Don't worry, we won't make you sign any of that pesky paperwork. Our lawyers are on strike.

Apply now and get ready to experience:

A plethora of parallel realities where anything can happen, including but not limited to: infinite pizza parties, robot uprisings, and reality TV shows about nothingness.
A vast array of alternate timelines where your every decision becomes a life-altering, reality-bending choice.
A multiverse-sized selection of exotic matter and energy forms, because, why not?

It's simple:

Click the "Apply Now" button below.
Fill out our brief, 3-question survey, because we value your time.
Submit, and our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly bored bureaucrats will review your application.

And that's it! You'll be well on your way to joining the Multiverse in no time!