We're the ones pulling the strings, making the deals, and negotiating the snacks.
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9:00 AM - Coffee Break (don't even think about it)
9:30 AM - The Art of Saying Nothing (advanced course)
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (eat your feelings)
1:00 PM - The Ethics of Bribing (case study: bribing the janitor)
3:00 PM - Coffee Break (don't even think about it)
We have 3 Prophets-Consultants on staff, each with their own specialty:
They can help you with anything, from predicting the weather to predicting the future.