Disruption Protocol Phase 2: The Reckoning

Executive Summary:

Phase 2: The Reckoning is a high-level initiative aimed at maximizing chaos and minimizing synergy. Our team of experts has identified key areas of inefficiency in Phase 1 and is now working tirelessly to amplify these issues.

Phase 2 Objectives:

Double the number of pointless meetings to 4 times weekly
Introduce a new font to make all documents harder to read
Replace all coffee machines with ones that dispense only decaf
Institute a mandatory 30-minute pause in all productivity every Tuesday at 2 PM

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