DTV Problems: Solution prophets 3

We've got a problem here. Our TVs are possessed by a mischievous spirit that only plays reruns of "The Price is Right" on repeat. The people are getting restless.

Phase 1: Identify the problem

Look for telltale signs of demonic possession: TVs that won't turn off, a sudden interest in Bob Barker, and an unexplained urge to shout "COME ON DOWN!"

Phase 2: Contain the problem

Phase 2: Contain the problem

Use a combination of holy water, earplugs, and strategically placed furniture to block the TV's line of sight. This should keep the spirit contained... for a while.

Phase 3: Negotiate with the spirit

Phase 3: Negotiate with the spirit

Offer the spirit a deal: in exchange for not driving us all mad, it gets to play "The Price is Right" on repeat, but with a rotating selection of other old reruns. The people will be placated, and we'll all get to keep our minds.

And that's the solution, folksæk