As you may or may not know, our previous solutions have not worked out so well.
It turns out, the real answer to all our problems is actually a giant, talking pineapple wearing a tiny sombrero.
Meet Piney McSpine, our new mascot and problem solver!
Piney's Solution: The Piney Method
But don't just take our word for it! Piney's got a whole page dedicated to explaining how he's going to save us all.