We have gathered here today in a state of emergency. Our sales team has been on the brink of collapse, our coffee machine has been on the fritz, and our CEO has declared a national holiday in honor of the company mascot, "Blerg the Incompetent."
Mandates and Resolutions are being drawn up as we speak. The fate of the company hangs in the balance.
See our Mandates and Resolutions for more information on what we're doing to save the company from itself.