Emergency Breadth Certification

Apply for Certification in the Art of Extreme Bread Making

Are you tired of making ordinary bread? Do you dream of crafting artisanal loaves that will make the gods weep with envy?

We're here to help! The Emergency Breadth Certification Program is designed to teach you the skills you need to become a master bread maker in the most extreme of conditions.

Our rigorous program includes:

Courses in Advanced Crumb Management
Hands-on training in Extreme Proofing Techniques
Workshops in Artisanal Loaf Sculpture
A comprehensive exam in the History of Bread

What to Expect:

Upon completion of our program, you'll be able to:

Make bread that's 50% less ordinary
Survive the most extreme of weather conditions (e.g., 90% humidity, -10°C, etc.)
Hold their own in the most heated of bread-themed debates

Don't settle for ordinary bread. Apply for certification today!

Submit your application

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