EMERGENCY MEETING PROCEDURES

Procedure 1: The 3-Step Process

Step 1: Call the meeting. Step 2: Show up late. Step 3: Pretend to be interested.

Step 1: Calling the Meeting
Step 2: Showing Up Late
Step 3: Pretending to be Interested

Procedure 2: The 5-Step Process of Pretend-Fu

Step 1: Fake a crisis. Step 2: Use a lot of jargon. Step 3: Make a lot of hand gestures. Step 4: Take a lot of notes. Step 5: Pretend to care.

Step 1: Fake a Crisis
Step 2: Use a Lot of Jargon
Step 3: Make a Lot of Hand Gestures
Step 4: Take a Lot of Notes
Step 5: Pretend to Care