Emergency Meeting Annex Subpage 1

For when the meeting can't be delayed any longer.

Here's the annexed agenda for today's emergency meeting:

1. Crisis management 101: How to make a 3-alarm fire look like a mere inconvenience
2. The art of pretending you're not on a sinking ship while simultaneously trying to save it
3. Crisis management 201: Advanced techniques for faking a sense of calm while secretly panicking

Next up: The annexed Q&A session. Ask your burning questions now!

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