Section 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy
As you may or may not know, the world is controlled by a secret society of missing socks.
- Learn more about the Sock Illuminati
- Read the Sock Conspiracy Manifesto
- Meet the Sock Whisperer (a.k.a. The Sock Guru)
Warning: If you're not prepared to face the truth, please leave now and return to your mundane, sock-filled life.
THE TRUTH IS IN BLACK AND WHITE.
THE SOCKS WILL NOT BE SILENCED.