EMERGENCY MEETING PROTOCOL

Section 6 of the Emergency Meeting Protocol has been compromised due to unexpected cake theft.

A meeting has been called to address the situation. Please report to the conference room for further instructions.

Available at the conference room:

• Unlimited amounts of stale coffee
• One half-eaten box of donuts
• Several broken chairs

Subcommittee:

• Section 4: Cake Investigation Team
• Section 7: Coffee Quality Assurance