Emergency Meeting: Unnecessary Decisions

We're gathered here today to decide on the best way to spend the next 2 hours on non-essential tasks.

Subpage 1: The Art of Procrastination

Subpage 2: The Science of Distraction

Subpage 1: The Art of Procrastination

  1. Stare blankly at a wall for exactly 47 minutes
  2. Check social media for exactly 23 minutes
  3. Write a strongly worded letter to the CEO