EMERGENCY MEETING: Committee Weather Report
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Code Red weather alert. Reports indicate that a severe case of 'Tornado-itas' has struck our area, bringing with it a 90% chance of scattered existential dread.
As a result, all committee members are advised to report to the designated safe zone for an emergency meeting. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, a fully charged backup power source, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
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See you soon, comrades!