Emergency Meeting: Ramen Noodles and Black Market Shenanigans

Decree 2: The Ramen Racketeering Act

By the Power of the Ramen, we hereby decree:

• Article 1: All employees are required to eat at least 3 bowls of ramen per shift.
• Article 2: Any attempts to steal a coworker's ramen will result in immediate termination.
• Article 3: Ramen must be consumed in the break room only; no eating at your desk.

Failure to comply with this decree will result in severe consequences, including (but not limited to):
Firing, demotion, or forced watching of reruns of "The Office".

Signed,
The Dean of the Noodle Yard

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