Important Emergency Meeting - Disaster Plan: Appendix - Section 1

Because, you know, the apocalypse might happen at any moment, and we'll have to make some tough decisions. This meeting will be held at 3:00 AM in the conference room, and we'll have exactly 30 minutes to decide the fate of humanity.

Section 1: The Apocalypse Protocol

Step 1: Grab the fire extinguisher
Step 2: Run to the nearest bunker (not just the one with the vending machine, the one with the actual beds)
Step 3: Call your loved ones and let them know you love them
Step 4: Eat the last remaining pizza from the fridge
Step 5: The Really, Really Important Stuff

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Disclaimer: The information contained in this page is not actually useful, and will likely get us all killed in the apocalypse. Proceed with caution, and also with a healthy dose of skepticism.