Section 3: Catastrophic Scenario Planning
What if the aliens invade?
Well, it's not like we didn't see it coming. Our top-secret underground bunker has a "Plan B" for every possible scenario, including an intergalactic invasion.
Key Points:
- Evacuate the building in under 5 minutes
- Activate the Disco Laser defense system
- Deploy the "We're Not Dead Yet" team to negotiate with the aliens
Next: Section 3.5: Zombie Uprising