Section 5: Actions

When the apocalypse comes, we will be ready!

Or at least, we'll have a plan. Maybe.

Step 2: Evacuation Procedures

• Evacuate to the secret underground bunker, where the coffee machine still works.
• Send out a distress signal using our trusty ham radio, which we're pretty sure still works.
• Bury ourselves in the supply closet, where the snacks are plentiful and the air is stale.

Remember, the key to survival is preparation, people!

Or is it panic? Hmm, maybe both.

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