Emergency Meeting Minutes

Monday, April 1, 2023 - 14:00

Attendees:

Agenda:

  1. Review of the company's vending machine policy
  2. Discussion of the impending robot uprising

Decisions:

  1. We will not install a vending machine that dispenses only mayonnaise.
  2. We will establish a task force to negotiate with the robots.
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