EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE PRETZEL HOARDING TASK FORCE

Minutes from the Meeting on the Folly of Pretzel Hoarding

Present: Bob, Steve, and Carol

Meeting called by Bob to discuss his 5-year pretzel stash, estimated at over 3,000 sticks.

The group discussed the feasibility of building a pretzel-shaped bunker to store Bob's collection.

Steve proposed using the bunker as a community center for pretzel enthusiasts.

Carol suggested a pretzel-themed escape room.

After much debate, the group decided to build the bunker, but only if it has a foosball table.

Pretzel Bunker Design Committee Pretzel-Themed Escape Room Committee Foosball Table Committee

Closed Meeting

Adjourned at 3:14 AM. Pretzel sticks were eaten.

Next meeting to be scheduled.