Emergency Pretzel Meeting

Pretzel Sympathy Protocol

We are convening this emergency meeting to address the crisis of the missing Pretzel.

Reports have been flooding in of a rogue Pretzel, last seen near the break room. We must act quickly to locate and rescue our beloved snack.

Agenda for the meeting will include:

• Pretzel Locating App: A New Hope
• Minutes of Last Week's Meeting
• Appendix of Emergency Procedures

Please be prepared for action, and for the possibility of having to confront a rogue Pretzel.

Declaration of Emergency