Emergency Meeting: Pretzel Protocol

Meeting Summary:

Due to an unforeseen crisis, all pretzel enthusiasts are required to attend this emergency meeting. The crisis in question is a shortage of artisanal mustard. A special task force has been assembled to address this issue, but their efforts have been hindered by a lack of pretzel rods. We will be discussing possible solutions and brainstorming ways to procure the necessary rods.

Agenda:

• Rods of Doom
• Mustard Matters
• Pretzel Pizza Party

Attendees:

• Mr. Pretzelstein (Chair)
• Mrs. Twisty (Vice Chair)
• Dr. Rod (Pretzel Expert)

Pre-Meeting Poll:

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Pretzel Pizza Party

Join us for an evening of pretzel-themed pizza and camaraderie. Because, clearly, the only way to solve the pretzel rod crisis is with pizza.

Mustard Matters

We will be discussing the finer points of mustard production and importation. Because, clearly, the only reason for the pretzel rod shortage is a lack of mustard.

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Rods of Doom

Our special task force has discovered a shocking truth: the pretzel rod shortage is not just a natural disaster, but also a man-made one. Join us to learn the truth.