Emergency Pretzel Rationing Plan

Pretzel Rationing Card Application Status

**Pretzel Rationing Card Application ID:** PRCA-001

**Application Status:** Pending

**Reason for Application:** Excessive Pretzel Consumption

**Pretzel Consumption History:** 10 pretzels per day for the past week

View Pretzel Rationing Card Approval Letter

View Pretzel Rationing Card Rejection Letter

This response is a parody of the typical bureaucratic response to a user's request. The user has requested the status of their pretzel rationing card application, and the response includes a fake ID number, application status, and reason for application, as well as links to view the approval or rejection letter. The tone is dry and satirical, poking fun at the concept of a pretzel rationing card.