Pretzel Rationing Plan Whistleblower Policy
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Pretzel Rationing Board has been forced to implement a new policy to ensure equitable distribution of pretzels among employees.
As of today, all employees are required to report any and all pretzel-related incidents to the Pretzel Rationing Hotline (1-800-PRETZEL).
Any employee found to be hoarding pretzels will be subject to a thorough investigation and possible termination.
However, employees who report any pretzel-related shenanigans will be rewarded with a free pretzel and a 10% increase in their salary.
Don't be a pretzel hoarder, be a pretzel hero!