Called by: Bureaucrat-in-Chief, Lord of the Pretzels
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Pretzel Supply Chain has been severely disrupted. Our best estimate suggests that the average citizen of this great nation will be forced to ration their pretzel intake to 2 pretzels per week.
Below are our proposed solutions to address this crisis.
We propose a strict rationing schedule to ensure everyone receives their fair share of pretzels.
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We propose substituting pretzels with an alternative snack: the humble tortilla chip.
Our experts have calculated that tortilla chips have 0.75 the pretzel-to-weight ratio, making them an ideal replacement for our beloved pretzels.
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