Pretzel Rationing Plan

Presented to the Pretzel Supply Chain Committee

Executive Summary:

In the face of an impending Pretzel Shortage, the Pretzel Rationing Plan aims to allocate pretzels among the populace with maximum efficiency.

Section 1: Pretzel Distribution Network

The plan establishes a complex web of Pretzel Dispensing Machines (PDMs) strategically placed throughout major metropolitan areas. Each PDM is connected to the Central Pretzel Server (CPS) via high-speed Pretzel-Fiber Optic Cables.

The CPS, in turn, is linked to the National Pretzel Reserves, a network of underground storage facilities containing the world's most valuable pretzel reserves.

Section 2: Pretzel Rationing Algorithm

The Pretzel Rationing Algorithm (PRA) utilizes a combination of AI, machine learning, and advanced mathematical modeling to determine optimal pretzel allocation rates.

PRA takes into account factors such as population density, pretzel consumption patterns, and regional pretzel demand.

Section 3: Pretzel Enforcement and Regulation

The Pretzel Enforcement Agency (PEA) is tasked with monitoring and managing the pretzel rationing process.

PEA agents will be stationed at all PDMs and will be equipped with advanced pretzel-detecting technology and the authority to seize any pretzel-related contraband.

Pretzel Rationing Plan: The Solution to Our Crunchy Problems.

This meeting will be adjourned until the next scheduled emergency meeting.

Action Items:

• Establish PDMs in key locations
• Develop and implement PRA
• Train PEA agents
• Conduct regular pretzel taste tests