Emergency Meeting: Pretzel Rationing Strategies
Due to an unexpected increase in pretzel demand, we are forced to implement a tiered rationing system to ensure everyone gets their fair share of this crunchy, cheesy, delicious snack.
Pretzel Rationing Strategies is a highly classified document detailing the intricacies of our rationing system. It's a closely guarded secret, but we've declassified it for your eyes only.
Here are the 3 tiers of pretzel rationing:
Tier 1: Basic Pretzel: For those who just need minimalist, unadulterated pretzel experience.
View Tier 1 DetailsTier 2: Deluxe Pretzel: For those who want a little more oomph in their pretzel life.
View Tier 2 DetailsTier 3: Pretzel Nirvana: For those who want to experience the full, unadulterated joy of pretzels in all their crunchy, cheesy glory.
View Tier 3 DetailsRemember, rationing is a serious matter. Please report any irregularities to the Pretzel Rationing Authority.
Do not attempt to bypass the rationing system.
It's for your own good.