Pretzel Rationing Strategies

Rationing by Shape: A Desperate Measure

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our pretzel supplies have reached a critical low. In an effort to maintain order and prevent chaos, we've implemented a rationing system based on pretzel shape.

Here are the rules:

• Twists will be rationed at 2:1. Each twist will be limited to 3 per person.
• Bites will be rationed at 1:5. Each bite will be limited to 10 per person.
• Sticks will be rationed at 1:10. Each stick will be limited to 5 per person.

Violations of these rules will result in being sent to the Pretzel Reeducation Camp.

We're sure you understand the gravity of the situation and will cooperate with these measures.

For more information, please visit:

• Pretzel Reeducation Camp
• Pretzel Reeducation Graduation
• Pretzel Reeducation Camp Schedule