Strategy 1: Divide and Conquer
Also known as "The Pretzel Partitioning Protocol" (P3 for short), this strategy involves dividing the pretzel population into smaller, more manageable chunks, thereby minimizing the risk of total system collapse due to pretzel hoarding.
Key principles:
- Assign a pretzel ratio to each department or team, based on their pretzel consumption needs.
- Implement a pretzel-tracking system to monitor and adjust pretzel allocation in real-time.
- Designate pretzel "safe zones" where employees can safely store their pretzel reserves.
This strategy is particularly effective for companies with large, complex pretzel ecosystems.