Rodent Squad Training: Pretzel Resistance Protocol
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**Pretzel Resistance Protocol (PRP)**
The Rodent Squad has developed a sophisticated system to counteract the effects of pretzel addiction. The PRP is a multi-step process designed to help operatives maintain their cognitive function and avoid the dangers of over-saturation.
**Step 1:** Identify potential pretzel hazards. Be aware of your surroundings, and avoid areas with high pretzel concentrations.
**Step 2:** Develop a support network. Find a team of trained rodents who can provide emotional support and encouragement during the recovery process.
**Step 3:** Engage in regular physical activity. Regular rodent-fu classes can help maintain muscle mass and improve focus.