Meeting Minutes for the Emergency Pretzel Substitution Committee

Meeting Date: 2023-02-27

Meeting Time: 14:00

Meeting Location: The Pretzel Parlor

Attendees:

• John Doe, Pretzel Connoisseur
• Jane Smith, Pretzel Enthusiast
• Bob Johnson, Pretzel Expert

Action Items:

1. Item 1: Discuss the merits of using Twigs as a pretzel substitute
2. Item 2: Debate the viability of replacing pretzels with bagels
3. Item 3: Vote on whether or not to serve pretzels with cheese sauce

Action Items Summary:

Twigs are not pretzels, but they're okay, I guess.

We will not be replacing pretzels with bagels. That's just not it.

We will be serving pretzels with cheese sauce. Because, reasons.