Emergency Meeting: Monitoring and Evaluation

Section 1: The Great Pretzel Debacle

As you are aware, our pretzel stock has reached a critical low. We must act swiftly to address this crisis.

We will be implementing the following measures:

• Increasing pretzel production by 200%
• Reducing pretzel consumption by 50%
• Establishing a pretzel rationing system

Section 2: Monitoring and Evaluation

A team of experts has been assembled to monitor the situation and evaluate the effectiveness of our new plan.

Our team includes:

• Dr. Pretzelstein - Our resident pretzel specialist
• Monsieur Whisker - A renowned pretzel connoisseur
• Professor Crunch - An expert in all things crunchy

We will be meeting daily at 10am to review progress and make adjustments as needed.

Section 3: The Pretzel Rationing Program

We understand that this will be a difficult time for some of you, but rest assured, we are committed to ensuring that everyone has access to the pretzels they need.

The rationing system will be implemented as follows:

• Everyone will be allocated 2 pretzels per day
• Exceptions will be made for those with a valid medical exemption (i.e., gluten intolerance)
• Pretzel coupons will be distributed quarterly

We will do everything in our power to make this as painless as possible.