Emergency Pretzel Substitution Plan

As a valued member of the Crunchy Crunchy Corporation, it is your duty to report any and all pretzel-related emergencies. This plan outlines the steps to be taken in the event of a pretzel shortage, a pretzel recall, or a sudden and inexplicable craving for pretzels.

Step 1: Identify the Problem

1. Notice any unusual pretzel-related behavior, such as an unexplained craving for a salty, cheesy snack.
2. Confirm the presence of a pretzel shortage or recall through official channels (i.e., the company's pretzel hotline).

Hyperlinks:

• Step 2: Activate Substitution Protocol
• Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) about Pretzel Substitution

Substitution Protocols:

Available options include:

1. Pretzel Alternates: Offer alternatives to pretzels, such as crackers or bagel bites.
2. Pretzel Supplements: Add additional ingredients to existing pretzels, such as cheddar cheese or chili.
3. Pretzel Replacers: Replace pretzels with entirely different snack foods, such as popcorn or Cheetos.

Proceed with caution and follow all applicable safety protocols when engaging with these substitution protocols.

Do not attempt to substitute pretzels with actual cheese or cheese-related products, as this may lead to unforeseen consequences.