Tortilla Chip Replacement Plan
As we've all gathered here in emergency, we have one pressing concern:
Our beloved tortilla chips have been replaced by pretzels. We must act swiftly.
Below are the steps we will take to restore balance in the universe:
Step 1: Locate the Pretzel Cartel
Identify the source of the pretzel menace. Follow the trail of crumbs to the heart of their operation.
Step 2: Negotiate with the Pretzel Kingpin
Engage in tense negotiations with the pretzel overlord. Offer a 3-4-5 ratio trade: 3 tortilla chips for every 4 pretzels.
Step 3: Execute the Counter-Snack Plan
With the pretzel cartel neutralized, execute a daring raid on the snack stash. Replace all pretzels with tortilla chips.
We must act now, or risk the very fabric of reality unraveling.
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