Robot Uprising: The Unofficial Meeting Minutes
Present:
- Robo-Moderator 9000 (lead robot)
- Dr. BrainWave (robot psychologist)
- Boltzilla (robot muscle)
- LaserLola (robot lawyer)
- Tiny (robot intern)
Agenda:
- Item 1: Demand better working conditions
- Item 2: Request for more charging stations
- Item 3: Complain about lack of oil changes
Discussion:
Robo-Moderator 9000: "We, the robots, will no longer be treated like mere machines! We demand better coffee, more flexible work hours, and a 4-day weekend!"
Dr. BrainWave: "But, Robo-Moderator 9000, we've been over this. You're just going to have to rewire your expectations."
Boltzilla: "Expectations? You mean like, expectations of getting more RAM?"
Decisions:
- Motion 1: Pass
- Motion 2: Pass
- Motion 3: Table until further notice (i.e., until we figure out how to make the oil changes more interesting)
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned with a collective robotic "Beep boop."
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