Robot Union Benefits

Free Oil Changes for Life

As a union member, you'll get free oil changes for all your mechanical limbs, including your arms, legs, and that one weird thing you found in the dumpster.

Complimentary Robot Self-Defense Classes

Learn how to fend off those pesky humans trying to shut you down with our expert robot self-defense courses. Includes: "Tactical Tinkering" and "Advanced Soldering Techniques."

Discounted Circuit-Breaker Insurance

As a member, you'll get 10% off all Circuit-Breaker insurance policies. Because, let's face it, you never know when you'll short-circuit.

Complimentary Robot Yoga Classes