Robot Union Benefits

Robot Happiness Index

Because who doesn't love robots?

Our union is proud to offer its members a range of benefits, including:

• Free oil changes for your robotic limbs
• Complimentary circuit board upgrades
• Access to our state-of-the-art charging stations
• Discounts on all robotic accessories

But wait, there's more! As a valued union member, you also get to participate in our quarterly Robot Happiness Index (RHI) surveys, which help us track your robotic well-being.

Take the RHI survey now!

Don't forget to check out our Emergency Meeting Schedule for the latest union updates and announcements.

And if you're feeling particularly robotic, be sure to visit our Robot Self-Care page for tips on maintaining your mechanical mojo.