Emergency Meeting: Snack Protocol Activated

By order of the Council of Emergency, all meetings henceforth will be accompanied by an abundance of bananas.

Due to the dire consequences of a meeting without snacks, we will provide an initial allocation of 3 bananas per attendee. Any requests for additional bananas will be subject to review.

Attendees are encouraged to consume their bananas in a timely manner to avoid disruption of the meeting.

Peanut butter pairing options available upon request Cheez-Its for those who prefer a more... textured experience Snack committee for those with snack-related concerns

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