By order of the Council of Emergency, all meetings henceforth will be accompanied by an abundance of bananas.
Due to the dire consequences of a meeting without snacks, we will provide an initial allocation of 3 bananas per attendee. Any requests for additional bananas will be subject to review.
Attendees are encouraged to consume their bananas in a timely manner to avoid disruption of the meeting.
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