We've made it to point 3 of the emergency meeting. We're still standing, barely. It's time to talk about communication.
Objective:
To establish a clear and concise communication strategy that will ensure all team members are on the same page, except for Dave, who will be playing it fast and loose.
Key Points:
- We will be using a combination of carrier pigeons and semaphore flags to convey important messages.
- The team will be divided into three distinct communication cliques, with each clique having its own designated leader.
- We will be having an emergency meeting every Friday at 2 PM to discuss the progress of our communication strategy.