Mad Max Munchies: The Unstoppable Snack Force

Snack Priorities:

• Chips: 1,000,000/minute
• Popcorn: 500,000/minute
• Cookies: 200,000/minute

Snack Acquisition Strategies:

• Raiding the supply closet
• Pilfering from the break room
• Hostile takeover of the cafeteria

Snack Consumption Protocols:

• Snack at will, snack without care
• Consume in bulk for maximum efficiency
• Absurd amounts of cheese dust as a condiment

Snack Emergency Contact Information:

• Call the Snack Hotline: 1-800-SNACK-911
• Text SNACKS to 555-1234
• Meet us at the old warehouse for a snack-filled rave

Go back to the main snack planning meeting